new london index

(all numbers applicable from April 2008)

Number of prominent local business men who found me an eligible young bachelor: 2
Number of close friends made who then moved away: 3
Number of (probably) unrequited crushes: 1
Number of yoga classes taken: 88
Number of yoga teachers who are my Facebook friends: 2
Amount paid per month to take unlimited classes: $85
(Price of an unlimited monthly NYC metrocard: about $85)
Number of layoff rounds at work: 2
Number of colleagues I knew who were among the axed: 3
Number of months until I'm sprung: unknown as of publication