"This is not my day," I grumbled.
The woman practicing behind me answered, "Today is not your day for for looking up at your butt with your hands behind your back and then walking around like that?"
A few minutes later, I stayed up in handstand for the first time. The day hasn't been so bad after all.
P.S. We had to do 30ish-second promos for one of our Salt pieces in advance of next week's opening. Here's mine.