I haven't heard much about my favorite celebrity basket case in awhile, which could be because she's turning her life around, or because I stopped reading Usmagazine.com daily.
(Reported there today: Brad and Angelina are one notch higher on Time's 100 Most Influential list than Oprah! Vindicated by the mainstream media.)
So I did a Google news search for Britney -- and, phew! Still alive and tending toward naked.